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Beata

It's raining ... Let us go to bed and dream about TUMA. This is the Word of Tonight.
The sweetest, heavenly, undisturbed, magic TUMA. I hope you'll find it. And we'll all meet there in few hours! A deal? ...
Sleep well and dream on... Smile

Pauletka

Tuma, raj erotyczny w kulturze Wysp Trobrianda, w którym piękne kobiety pracują cały dzień Confused

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a tańczą w nocy. Jest wspaniała atmosfera, dobre jedzenie, wspaniałe otoczenie, wszyscy są piękni, pełni godności i umiejętności, kobiety pobudzają seksualnie mężczyzn w sposób nieznany na Ziemi, są pełne namiętności.
Bez żadnych ograniczeń odbywają się wspólne orgie seksualne. Wink

Hasło opracowano na podstawie “Słownika Encyklopedycznego Miłość i Seks”

Beata

Hmmmmm..... TUMA... paradise for men! Pauletka , you have found exactly what I meant! Wink

It was my Pre-Christmas present to all the guys.
To people who still haven't got used to our SEX Competition,
The Problem of the Day: HOOVER's SYNDROME Smile

Read my post about Men-Gods, please. And wait for Christmas present. I'm going to qualify our registered men according to those categories. Smile

And I will!!!!!

rafpos

(...) raj erotyczny w kulturze Wysp Trobrianda

On behalf of the whole men's community please show us the dirt-cheap air connection with these islands Very Happy

Regards,
R.P.

Beata

Imagine happy, willing women, dancing around you, smiling and telling you how wonderful you are. Cooking the best dishes in the world, serving them with modest smile and in modest clothes. Disappearing the moment you want and appearing for one call. Women happy that you are their Man. Ready to have sex any time YOU wish. Ready to listen to you with interest, to admire, to respect your need for loneliness, hobbies, friends. Women perfectly beautiful and forever young. Always cheerful, always classy.
SOME THINGS ARE PRICELESS,
for the rest you'll pay with your Visa card, Rafpos.
Smile

Beata

HOOVER'S SYNDROME is an obssessive hatred to people because of their sexuality. Evil or Very Mad

Those who suffer from it take the role of a morally ideal person and throgh this pattern of behaviour hide their own sexual difference. The name refers to E.Hoover (1895-1972) the chief of the FBI who fought against homosexualism, prostitution, pornography, collected the data on sexual life of the citizens and exploited that information in political struggle. At the same time he revealed homosexual behaviour, transvestism, and addiction to pornography. Twisted Evil

B.T.W. I am not the father of Anita K.'s child!!!!!!!! Rolling Eyes

But I am ready to undergo all the necessary tests. Just in case I don't remember something. Embarassed

Beata

We are starting today
THE WORDS OF THE CHRISTMAS:

For the good beginning: CHRISTMAS-TREE DICK

Hahahahhahhaaaaaaaa.... Laughing

Merry Christmas!!! Wink

Beata

A Christmas-tree dick:
A penis that starts off thick at the bottom, and ends up thin the top.
Smile

The Word of the Christmas:
CHRISTMAS TEASE (Oh, it happens, it happens...)
Smile

Merry Christmas!!! Wink

Beata

SHOPPING, SHOPPING, SHOPPING!!! Smile

CLEANING, CLEANING, CLEANING!!! Smile

CHRISTMAS IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!! I can see how busy you are!
So just for a moment I'll dare to disturb you with such an unimportant thing, like sex Wink

Explanation for CHRISTMAS TEASE: (read carefully! isn't it about you, sometimes? )
when a girl wants a lot for christmas, more than she actually deserves and realises the only way to get this is to promises sexual favours to her boyfriend ie 4 of the magic 5 (handjob, blowjob, fingering,licking out, no sex). she promises this but has no intention of actually doing any of it because she is EVIL.

tom: i cant wait till tonight its gonna be amazing.
4 of the magic 5! yessss!
dario: you do realise shes joking right?
tom: what no way she'll definetly do it she loves me
dario(whispers): christmas tease
tom: what
dario: i said christmas tease you dumb bastard hahahahaha

Beata

In many groups we discussed last week we don't feel like Christmas coming! No atmosphere, no snow, no mood...
To all of us the Christmas Word for today:
CHRISTMAS ORGASM Laughing

Let it come! At last! Embarassed

MERRY CHRISTMAS, SWEETHEARTS!!!!!!!!! Laughing

m_a_r_t_a

I've found something but I don't know if it is the correct answer:
christmas orgasm - when one feels no christmas spirt untill late (possible even christmas eve). they are then hit with a sudden out burst of it.
it's too calm I suppose Laughing

Beata

Of course, it's too calm!!! Razz

Because this Christmas orgasm is not to come!!! Smile

So the answer is absolutely correct but if you want harder...
Here you are, just for Monday:
CHRISTMAS PORN
In fact it's funny, not hard!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! My Pervertial Santa Clauses!
Laughing